Sheldon's Tumblr :)

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tami-taylors-hair:
“Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once?
”

tami-taylors-hair:

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once?

because-they-dont-exist:

Fucking iconic

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stuckinreversemode:

#relationship goals

_{Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:}
week five → captain raymond holt
_{“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”}_{— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle}

Lucy Liu photographed by Caleb & Gladys for Prestige Singapore, January 2019

no-mi-torta:
“”

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forever mood

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adz:
w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:
Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:
my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out

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prettydoddleoddle:

jaanderson2112:
reading-writing-revolution:
It might just work because Trump is really that STUPID.

Harry sat up and gasped; the glass front of the boa constrictor’s tank had vanished. The great snake was uncoiling itself rapidly, slithering out onto the floor. People throughout the reptile house screamed and started running for the exits.
As the snake slid swiftly past him, Harry could have sworn a low, hissing voice said, “Brazil, here I come… . Thanksss, amigo.”
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE

randommarverler:

harold-thats-gay:
I see…

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

deatheatspicklechips:

uppestoftownchics:
tastefullyoffensive:
(via tigerleli)
The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.
You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

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