Not the Onion…and not that other Glass Onion either
“Concepts for the house included either a ‘twisted hexagon’ or a glass cube reminiscent of Apple’s 5th Avenue store.” Engadget
He also had the unmitigated gall to call it “Project 42” because he has zero respect. (I suspect it’s a reference to H2G2.) What an asshole.
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.
happy anniversary everyone
Theory that Ganondorf was long time ago Zelda’s champion.
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG BRILLIANT 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
In the future, children will think our ways are strange. “Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?” they’ll say. “Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?”
We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people’s yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines
We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers’ markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR
and we will say “When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn’t even legal in some places to grow your own food”
and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn’t mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER
But they will go, because there might be baby goats.
someone make me the Barbie mugshot meme but with Caleb and Veth, I don’t have the capabilities to do this but it would be perfect
It is, of course, these two who I dedicate my new found free time to
umm, canon
“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
it’ll last all of 5 minutes before he goes outside and rolls in the dirt again
Sidon: Hello, I am the Zora Prince Sidon, and who might you be, young hylian?
Link: Fuck me, please.
Sidon: That’s a very strange name.
They were arrested for Korok abuse D:
Benoit Blanc is trans
Exhibit A:
I rest my case
Exhibit B









